Race of unreason

E MU tatasan ing kamulalan da reng Kapampangan. (Do not underestimate the gullibility of the Kapampangan).
So shouted an espresso mate at Starbucks, SM City Pampanga, soon as he saw me enter the place Friday afternoon. He threw back at me what has become some sort of (in)famous words I first said in cable TV talk shows.
Yeah? What made you say so? I asked him soon after ordering my caffeine fix for the day and getting a seat at his table.
Just look at these. He spread before me copies of Punto!, Central Luzon Daily and Sun-Star Pampanga -- all showing photos of Sen. Lito Lapid mobbed by the barangay folk of Arayat town and the fourth district where he distributed relief goods last September 30.
So? What has that got to do with what I said?
You, demented or an amnesiac?
Now, don’t you insult me…
Okay, did you not yourself write not too long ago in your column that E mu tatasan ing kamulalan da reng Kapampangan was taken in the context of Lapid – if I remember it to the word now – getting elected governor for three straight terms by landslides of votes despite his own admission of being uneducated – or did you say unschooled? – and in spite of the cases of graft and corruption filed against him resulting to his suspension from office by the Ombudsman, plus the obvious increase in his wealth and possessions while the provincial income from quarry operations as rapidly decreased?
Okay, that’s not exactly what I wrote but it hewed closely to it. So what?
It appears – based on the messages impacted by the photos of Lapid touched, embraced and hailed by the typhoon victims in those places he went to – his comeback to the Capitol next year is already a foregone conclusion.
You’re already defining the outcome of the 2010 Pampanga gubernatorial race seven months before the elections? What are you, a prophet?
No, I am no prophet. Yes, I am seeing the election results. Based on your own conclusion: E mu tatasan ing kamulalan da reng Kapampangan.
But the issues against Lapid have not even been officially raised, much less thoroughly articulated upon. For instance, his miserable loss to Jejomar Binay in the Makati mayoralty contest in 2007. That is a big dent in Lapid’s perceived invincibility.
Hogwash! That is Makati, this is Pampanga.
The people of Makati are not as gullible as the Kapampangan?
No, not as gullible but supremely intelligent. No comparison there.
Right. So the mere fact that Lapid abandoned his domicile in Pampanga in favor of Makati to run for mayor, but is now coming back after being trounced by Binay would work against him when he faces the Kapampangan electorate. Iniwan ang Kapampangan, ngayon binabalikan matapos maging talunan? On the contrary, this will work in Lapid’s favor. The people are happy, no, they are rejoicing at the return of Lapid. A most auspicious start is this disaster from storm Ondoy. Lapid cut his image as a savior – no little thanks to you, his publicist then – and impacted it in the Kapampangan psyche from the stunts he produced at the time of the Pinatubo disaster. The people of Pampanga mired in disaster again are in sore need of a savior – presto, there’s Lapid coming down to their midst. And they cannot be any happier.
Okay, what about the quarry plunder?
What quarry plunder?
Gov. Ed Panlilio managed to collect P413 million in quarry revenues in only two years. Lapid and son brought only P155 million in their 12 years of maladministration. How would you explain that before the people?
Why explain when there’s no need to?
What do you mean?
All it takes for people to disbelieve all those things being said about the Lapids’ alleged plunder of the Capitol coffers is to see Lapid. A touch from Lapid, nay, a mere smile from him is more than enough for these people to fling themselves at his very feet as though he were an infallible god.
Where has reason gone for these Kapampangans?
What reason do you still look for? You yourself said it: E mu tatasan ing kamulalan da reng Kapampangan.