GMA is to blame

THE PRIORITY Development Assistance Fund scam.

President BS Aquino announcing a P10-million bounty for the capture of the alleged mastermind, and no sooner personally welcomed Janet Lim-Napoles to  Malacanang.

President BS Aquino personally acting as advance security to Ma’am Janet on her way to Camp Crame.

A pre-emptive move against the Million People March, President BS Aquino abolished the PDAF, in response to the people’s clamour, kuno.

Comes now the Pulse Asia survey showing 32 percent believed politicians spend their PDAF to get elected; 27 percent said PDAF opens up the opportunity for bribery; 23 percent believed PDAF has been used by the President to get lawmakers' support, while only 19 percent believed PDAF provided significant local development assistance.
The same survey indicated that 67 percent of Filipinos believe the anomalous use of the PDAF has continued under the Aquino administration.

The Disbursement Acceleration Program scandal, much bigger and more odious than the PDAF. 

Nur Misuari’s moro-moro production called the Zamboanga siege.

Typhoon Odette.

Unemployment rate in the Philippines increasing to 26.1 percent or 11.2 million people in June, from 25.4 percent (11.1 million) in March.  

Poverty incidence in the country worsening from 19.2 percent or 3.9 million people in March to 22.7 percent (4.9 million) in June.

President BS Aquino’s satisfaction rating declining by 15 points – from +64 in June to +49 in September.

For that, President BS Aquino tagged his perennial scapegoat – Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Says he: “Who was sitting in Malacanang then? Not us. So it’s like we’re being linked with each other because we’re all in government, perhaps.”

With due respect, Sir, and no perhaps, it is you who’s sitting now.

Typhoon Santi.

Bohol and Cebu devastated by 7.2 magnitude earthquake the equivalent of “32 Hiroshima bombs.

Aye, it’s Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo again to blame.

As well for BS Aquino’s falling hair and smoker’s cough.

Throw in there his interrupted lovelife and his sister Kris’ too.   

Aba, ‘noy talaga.